Friday
06.11.
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Doors open
Set up your rig
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Opening ceremony
Lagzo speaks
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Warm-up: Trackmania
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Pizza run #1
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Midnight horror co-op
Private LAN Party · Edition #13
Clowns Playground
“We all lag down here.”
- 06.–08. Nov 2026
- The Old Gym · Somewhere dark
- 48 seats
Doors open 06.–08. Nov 2026.
The circus is in town!
That's a wrap — see you next year!
- 48h non-stop
- Bring your own computer
- Wired only
- Pizza at midnight
- Mate on tap
- No sleep
- Lagzo is watching
- GG no re
Step right up
What awaits you
A weekend of cables, chaos and questionable sleep decisions.
BYOC
Haul your rig. We bring tables, power and a 10 Gbit backbone that never ever drops. Probably.
48h nonstop
Friday evening until Sunday noon. The lights never go out. Neither do the screens.
Tournaments
Shooters, racers, retro classics and one very cursed fun-tournament. Glory for the winners.
Pizza & Mate
Midnight pizza run, a fridge full of mate, and a waffle iron of questionable origin.
Sleep corner
Bring an air mattress. The corner is dark and quiet(ish). Lagzo watches over you.
Retro arcade
CRTs, couch co-op and a stack of consoles older than some of the players.
Three days, zero sleep
The Program
Saturday
07.11.
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Breakfast & mate
If you slept
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Main tournament: CS2
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Retro cup: Worms & UT
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Grand final
On the big screen
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Pizza run #2
Sunday
08.11.
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Zombie breakfast
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Cursed fun cup
Rules TBA
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Awards & group photo
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Teardown
Coil your cables
Times are a suggestion. Lagzo doesn't own a watch.
Our mascot
Meet Lagzo
“We all lag down here.”
Nobody remembers inviting him. He was just there at the very first party — sitting in the corner, wired in with a cable that led nowhere, grinning at the scoreboard.
Since then, Lagzo has shown up every single year. He eats the last slice of pizza. He unplugs your router during the grand final. He never loses at Worms.
Keep your ping low and your cable short. He can smell packet loss.
Since forever
Hall of Fame
12 editions survived. These are the champions who made it out alive.
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Edition #12 · 2025
Neon Nightmare
Champion: xX_Gnom_Xx
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Edition #11 · 2024
Big Top Bloodbath
Champion: Mausi
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Edition #10 · 2023
Ten Years of Lag
Champion: Krümel
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Edition #9 · 2022
Return of the Clown
Champion: N00bSlayer
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Edition #8 · 2021
The Lost Packets
Champion: Toaster
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Edition #7 · 2020
Ping of Doom
Champion: LagQueen
… and 6 more years of sleep deprivation before that.
Read before you rage
FAQ
Everything you wanted to know but were too lagged to ask.
Your computer, monitor, keyboard, mouse, headset, a power strip and a network cable (at least 5 m). Sleeping bag and air mattress if you plan to sleep. You won't.
No. This is a LAN party. Real cables, real ping. Wi-Fi is for the weak and the clown.
A small contribution covers the hall, power and the network gear. Food and drinks are pooled on site. Details arrive with your sign-up confirmation.
It's a private party, seats are limited. Ask the orga first — sign up via the form and mention your plus-one.
Define real. Lagzo has attended every edition. Nobody invited him.
Only 48 seats
Join the circus
Edition #13 · 06.–08. Nov 2026. Grab your seat before Lagzo takes it. He doesn't need a chair — he just hovers. One e-mail is all it takes.
Edition #13 is history. The next date is being summoned — drop us a line and you'll be the first to know.